turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

Janessa Turcotte

the most amazing girl in the world. she has the most adorable smile, great laugh. She has the most beautiful eyes. someone you wish you could be with forever. Someone who can make you feel great, and can always make you smile no matter how upset or depressed you are. someone you can give your heart to forever. the most awesome, fantastic amazing girl!!! You can never forget about her. and you wont regret meeting her <3

Janessa Turcotte is amazing.

by Sweet Awesome ;) December 7, 2010

Turambar

Moderator at pbreview who closes or deletes threads at the drop of a hat, most often when the thread gets interesting.

"Omg, wheres the thread?"
"turambar closed it."
"Damn...."

"holy cow Al Qaeda bombed the tippmann forums, wheres Turambar?"

by llSmithll October 26, 2004

turambar

Moderator of Tippmann and OT forums of PBReview.com, Batcave certified E-pimp, compu know guy, and suave gentleman all rolled into one handsome package! Don't look now ladies, he's also a closet pirate!
Also known as Trumby, Turam, Tama, Tony, Tamamblar, and many other things. But not often Tony.

omgbbq Turam uses teh grammar in pbr chat?@@!

by Firekow November 3, 2004

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009

Turbanaut

Derogatory slang for a Middle eastern cab driver. "Turban" referring to cloth winding headwear customarily worn by men of Middle Eastern descent, and "naut," which means "sailor" in ancient Greek and is defined as a voyager, farer or tripper in contemporary English.

We were too drunk to drive, so we hailed a taxi outside the club and asked our Turbanaut to move ever so slowly down Hollywood Blvd. as we trolled for roadside tail.

by amirdolla August 29, 2013

tulca

Tulca is a simply beautiful girl. It’s always fun to have her around. None problematic person and good friend. Broken humor, but very intelligent.

At the end of the day , you’ll remember her smile

TULCA!! TOLC?

Let’s wait for Tulca. She’s missing

Tulca?-She is just a beautiful person

by Bufu April 5, 2021