Tug of War

"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.

"what took so long In there? Is everything okay?"

"Sorry, I lost a tug of war battle."

by Bionicbrady November 6, 2017

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

Tugging The Tiger

Tugging your tiger is slang and refers to masturbation.

"Dude last night my mom caught me Tugging The Tiger"

by bigbossman76 February 20, 2009

Lug Tug

The act of being sexually pleasured by hand in an automobile.

I've never blown a bigger load than from the Lug Tug i got on the freeway last night.

by Autamary October 6, 2008

rug tug

1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.

Johnny Depp: How about I give you a rug tug my dear?
Prostitute: Ok I'll shave it off dickhead!

by CallMeVincentVega December 9, 2009

Tug time

The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.

Mom: Do the washing up!

Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!

by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011

Tug-boating

(non-Gender Specific) When a girl is in between two men. The guy in front is receiving a hand-job and leading her forward while a man is pushing her forward in her vagina or ass;

or,
when a man is between a woman who tugs him forward teasingly with a blow-job or hand-job and a man (or woman with dildo) pushes from behind in his ass.

"Last night Mellisa was sucking teasingly and James was driving me from behind. It was the best Tug-boating I've has in a long time.

by bakers_botulism January 8, 2010