A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.
Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 03, 2011
by PAUIJAY February 29, 2016
When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020
by Autamary August 10, 2008
1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.
by CallMeVincentVega December 10, 2009
The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.
by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011
by babyfaeries March 07, 2011