Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out

(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!

by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006

toilet stage fright

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"

P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"

by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008

Toilet Camp

A camp all about toilets

Poopy Kids Toilet Camp

by Sara Shay June 8, 2009

Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.

Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?

by JKDBLV July 30, 2010

Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.

Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.

by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012

Toilet Twerk

"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.

"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.

by Devonb456 August 20, 2014

Toilet Niggers

The shittiest people, whom are fucking dumb and stupid, are black or jew, are gay or lesbian, a feminist, are junks, are ugly and simps,...

'Look at those faggots, fucking toilet niggers that they are!'

by Nick Erfag Otte April 6, 2020