A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
Get the Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. mug.1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.
Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.
2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.
2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.
2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
by HitNRun November 5, 2007
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Get the The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time mug.Acting upon or arriving 20-30 minutes after the appropriate or customary time.
A measure of time in which one arrives 20-30 minutes late for an appointment or scheduled event.
A measure of time in which one arrives 20-30 minutes late for an appointment or scheduled event.
"Hey John, you've been late to work every single day this week, what's the deal, man?"
"Yeah, I know. I've been operating on Nigger Time..."
"Yeah, I know. I've been operating on Nigger Time..."
by Skotie December 12, 2007
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Get the timecist mug.a dance in the movie rocky horror picture show in which people called "time-warp goonies" dance at the transylvannia transexual convention at dr. frankenfurter's house while singing.
"its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane."
"its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane."
by the most amazing person you will ever meet May 16, 2006
Get the time warp mug.When the time has arrived to undertake a task (often unseemly, difficult, or requiring courage), at which point there is no going back.
MacBeth screwed his courage to the sticking point and approached Duncan's sleeping form, his dagger poised for the killing blow. It was go time!
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
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