Thong Song

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.
1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.
by BuddhaDude3 August 13, 2011
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Thong Boi

A 25 year old pedophile that asks underage girls what they are wearing for underwear. He will also try to change his ethnicity, but you know that he is just white. (usually has a small pp)
thong boi just changed his ethnicity again
by Waatch out Kidz March 02, 2020
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Double-thong

or Double thonging it, is when someone wears the same thong underwear two or more days in a row. Can also be altered to triple, or quad thonging it, as the situation dictates.
"oh man, she wore that yesterday! I can't believe she double-thonged it!"
by Keegan Tyler July 16, 2008
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thong nugget

1. a dag
2. a dingleberry
3. a lump of faeces which is trapped inside a g-string
eww, that guy has a thong nugget
by Thuli April 19, 2010
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Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...
I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.
by Pagan Marbury August 27, 2005
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thong eyes

a.k.a mogolian eyes, the main feature of the east asian people.
an expression created by Kuwaiti students in the U.S. to refer secretly to their asian classmates.
-Wo check that hot thong-eyes!

-OMG thong-eyes piss me off with with their non-stop laughs over anything and everything.
by UzF December 30, 2004
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thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
"Lemme guess. You spent all of your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work, those are tax deductible"
by qcaddict January 14, 2007
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