Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

Nice Thick

Just the right amount of thickness

She's nice thick.

by twitching meds January 18, 2018

Thick Mint

The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).

Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"

Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.

by JabaSan February 25, 2020

thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.

look at that, he has a thick forehead

by Keith24 January 20, 2019

Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.

"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"

by iamthickshady May 28, 2022

Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.

Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.

by FlyerDave October 21, 2017

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018