Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach

Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.

by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020

Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.

Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."

by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

kaukau lou polo i le wire

The samoan phrase meaning, you are a friend i cherish. It is used in a platonic way to show love between friends.

“Kaukau lou polo i le wire!!”
“Wow! Thank you! I cherish our friendship too!”

by ai kae <3 September 18, 2022

Concertina Wire

An abbreviation of the quote, it means go and find it yourself, Im not going to help you.

"If it was up your ass in concertina wire, you would know where it is."

by bаls May 16, 2022

Waiver wire nigga

A fantasy sports player who always drafts a bad team and then spends all season dropping and picking up numerous no name players with the hope that one of them might become good.

Bro, Josh made 5 waiver moves this week. He's a total waiver wire nigga

by Greaseman420 November 13, 2019