hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.

"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."

by I_DankStep January 9, 2022

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are

“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.

by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025

Mountain Roof

The game-breaking building meta that Dragiyn created in Rust.

Oh my goodness, I love building mountain roofs, they are so awesome!

by dragiyn February 15, 2023

roof party 2.0

The sequel to the sick as fuck Roof Party that hasn't even happened yet. This is going to be FUCKING SICK AS FUCK. SO many drugs especially the good ones like meth, chicks, and guns. New this year is Super Smash BROs tournament. The tens of thousands of people who come MUST black out or overdose.

Billy: "Roof Party 2.0 is a GO! Chris you are invited!"

Chris: "SICK AS FUCK"

by Roof Party June 9, 2014

roof riding

is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)

My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.

by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016