Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.

Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".

by Cactus_Juicy January 30, 2023

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Polish Merchant

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland

To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....

by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022

Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who come's across really Brave and full of courage but when actually faced with hardship there Balls suddenly play the disappearance act.

Hey mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working with four eyes and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant when it's time to start

by Knees up man March 28, 2025

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022

Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025