Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

aeii lion

(pronounced: Ayy Lyen) (Noun)

Also known as Aeii, or Lion. Typically a person who plays video games, also know for saying “bruh”, “bro”, or “bro my god”. A very friendly person who enjoys the company of others.

“I personally love being friends with aeii’s.”
“I like to the think of myself of an aeii lion“
“You’re such a lion!”

by Aeii the Lion November 15, 2020

Lion’s Nest

Where stupid assholes believe a lion lives. Not to be confused with a bird’s den.

If you miss your tee shot, your ball will end up in some sort of a lion’s nest.

by CS53 June 5, 2021

lions trunk

A Lions Trunk is slang for a large clitoris. When her kitty has a big clitty it is referred to as a Lions Trunk.

"Dude, her lions trunk stuck out a good 2 inches or more!"

by BadGremlin71 September 7, 2021

Lion deez

Typically used to prank your friends into saying "lion deez nuts", or "Lie on these nuts."

Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022

Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

by thewiseguy97 January 19, 2014

The roar of a lion

"The roar of a lion" Is the act of which when you are having vaginal sex with a female and you are moving your hips back and forth so quickly that you accidentally put it in her virgin arse hole. This results in the given female, roaring like a lion with a mix of pleasure and pain.

Guy 1: I put it in the wrong hole when I was fucking my bitch last night
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 1: It was like I was at a zoo, the roar of a lion deafened me

Guy 2: Oh snap, I guess your right arm is going to be a little stronger for the next week
Guy 1: Indeed

by Lixm November 25, 2015