by rogerol September 18, 2019
Get the Literal kangaroomug. Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT
by Theatre4H January 30, 2020
Get the Kangaroo Temperaturemug. The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015
Get the kangaroo droppingsmug. insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
by sergonus April 17, 2024
Get the Reverse Nigerian Kangaroomug. The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
Get the Alabama Kangaroomug. I'd do The kangaroo with her
by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018
Get the The kangaroomug. An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
by LeeNorman May 13, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Theodoremug.