coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

tennessee hanger

a nasty penis.

"Wee wee eww! He had such a tennessee hanger!"

by Chrissy Brauwn September 28, 2012

hanger

someone who’s in the closet..simple.

“Are you sure your boyfriend’s not a hanger?”

by birkenstock August 17, 2022

dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.

"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"

by Stimy June 13, 2008

donny hanger

self explanatory. someone who hangs out at westfield doncaster bus stops or shopping centre usually after school on a friday with their ‘boys’ or with the popular junkie girls. a description on their appearance for chicks is-slutty short crop top with grey cuffed trackies and either white air forces or air max 90s and for the boys: anything paired with a nike tech fleece jacket, a satchel and any fucken popular shoe (who can be fucked naming em all there’s about 10 of em). if they’re not at bustops they’re at the employees smoke doors which they call smokers smoking their mummy’s cigarettes getting kicked out of their followed by security which know their whole life story because they hang out their so fucken much.

jeff: hey bro you kicking it at donny after school???

sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask

jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me

by shuuucuzzyshuuu February 6, 2019

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,

Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.

by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022