Elephant Knee

Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe.

Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?

What?

So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.

You're sick, dude.

by TDubb58 October 30, 2008

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

elephant nigger

A nigger with a small penis, who due to his species is unable to tell the truth or in fact even dwell within reality, so he tells all the white women (coal burners) that he is hung like an elephant

yo white ho's is gonna get stretched suck yeah niggaz ima gonna tear you up coz im a fucken elephant nigger, sheeeiiit gnome im saying

by elephantniggaz May 2, 2014

riding the elephant

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".

what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

elephant ass

Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.

Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!

by Hoegarden October 30, 2007

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

elephant paw

noun: last resort description for a woman's crotch area when "camel toe" or "moose knuckle" won't do.

"Camel toe, moose knuckle? That bitch's got a fuckin elephant paw. I bet her pussy's so big that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you won't fall in!"

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010