The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.
'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'
'He's such a haircut champion'
'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'
'He's such a haircut champion'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
Get the Haircut Championmug. by Mpa007 November 14, 2020
Get the panda championmug. Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016
Get the champion vanmug. A time early in the morning when successful people are awake, as to have more time to further their ambitions, whilst everyone else is asleep.
I need to be in bed soon, if I want to make the swim team I’ll need to be up at champion hours so better get to sleep now.
by MikeO’hearn December 12, 2017
Get the champion hoursmug. he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
by Paul December 30, 2004
Get the true championmug. Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
Get the Not Your Championmug. by Ashleigh Bryan May 31, 2019
Get the Championsmug.