Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021

Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020

brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

burglar

the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.

Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.

by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021

Cat burglar

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023