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meat storm

1. When a tennage girl between the ages of 16 and 19 head to the shore towns solely to hit up every night club in search of getting laid by a man using his "meat"
2. When a mass of 20 or more men enter a strip club, night club, or any other building or event at one time.
3. Category1 meat storm-20-25 men
category2-25-30 men
category3-30-35 men
category4-35-40 men
category 5-45+ men
1. Cindy decided to take off from school friday to head down the shore to enjoy the category 3 meat storm.
2. The category 5 meat storm was too much for the strip club to hold therefore, the strippers had to evacuate.
by mattnoat October 11, 2009
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t storm

multiple t-baggers targeting one sad, poor indivdual.
It's going to take 8 yards of floss to get all the hair out of his teeth from that horrible t storm
by Dr. Balkebartacomoosee August 24, 2008
mugGet the t stormmug.

Storm Trooper

1. The Nazi S.A. who were the main fighting force of the Germans in World War II
by l33t December 1, 2004
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the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
by hansmuff@krampus.com April 7, 2011
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clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm
person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm
by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018
mugGet the clapped by the stormmug.

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).
My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019
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Storm Sturdy

a girl that is thick in the thighs and has big booty to keep her weighted down in a storm.
Man that girl there is storm sturdy. Nothing is moving that booty or thighs.
by mastersquare7 November 29, 2011
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