FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

Big Score

When something positive happens to you or some one else.

Big score guy

by Papa Lerario February 7, 2022

Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 5, 2021

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Leslie Score

When one regularly and consistently scores lower than every other players and or the average score in any given game or contest.

" And coming in last with the Leslie score is ironically Leslie"

by Gioadn October 3, 2020

Stupid Score

A Male or Female that uses sexual interest or over zealous power to try and look or be better then other people.

Also See Whore Bitch Cunt

Did you just see that Stupid Score that dumb cunt tried showing her belly button ring to get free drinks.

by JSands July 22, 2011

Four-Score-Whore

When a person fellatiates four of your five fingers at a fancy dinner table preferably. Dirty yes but not a thumbsucker, not a woman that can fit a fist in her mouth, but the woman you CAN bring home to mother.

Four-Score-Whore and seven years ago I knew the woman who became your mother would be my wife...uh first wife. Sorry about Tiffany son.

by Whatzupbudnotsowiser June 12, 2018