second grader

A little girl who thinks they know what love is. Or a boy who is in love with minecraft, and I afraid of girls.

I could tell he was a second grader, because of his minecraft

by HEHEHEEHEH July 23, 2016

Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.

I love my Second Life!

by Derek Jones March 1, 2004

second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.

"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"

by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

March second

Girls have to ask your crush for there hoodie

On March second do it

by Koolaidking kong February 28, 2020

Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020