a usually tall, slim guy with a long cock thats loyal and usually drippy as hell with hella chicken.
Peyton is that guy
by Mr.donteventhink November 22, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton is a boy who is incredibly athletic, strong, smart. But sometimes acts like a dumbass. And is super funny. Could still a friend's girl in an instant. And has a massive schlong
Peyton's a monster!
by Peyton Eckel November 22, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. The sweetest girl alive. She is the most trustworthy person you will ever met. She can keep a secret for years and years. She is hands down the most caring girl you can imagine. But if you get on her bad side. You will regret it. Don’t ever upset a Peyton. She will make sure you get was you deserve. Peytons tend to be smart, athletic, fit and beautiful. She is very emotional tho and she will often cry for no reason. And when she is sad she will always fake a smile. Luckily her best friend always notices. She is loving and will always fight for you. Never ever loose her.
Harry: oh my god.. who was that. She must have been the prettiest girl alive
Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
by Joemamma’s daddy October 19, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. by 123456bgff September 16, 2020
Get the peytonmug. Peyton Stafford is a pretty (handsome), kind, funny, witty, and overall wonderful boy. He smells how you would think the moon would smell, and all you can feel is anticipation around him like the moon. You never know what he's going to do next, if you tell him you love him he could say anything, "I know," "Okay," "I love you," or even run away. It's cute. He's cute. Everything he does is cute. He's like a star at dusk, a midnight moon, white blossoms on clouded nights; no matter how dark things are, and get, he brings light, comfort, and the good out of it. His eyes are a mixture of everything, and you find yourself lost in them. Light eyes; dark thick lashes. He has a soft gaze that makes you feel tingly everywhere. His laugh is like honey nectar, sweet, sappy, and warm. His face is tainted with faint flecks of freckles. He's like a big teddy bear. He is kind of a tsundere, but even though you can tell that he loves you by the little acts he does. He'll run away from you and then wait for you to catch up, then again and again. If he catches you off guard he will tickle-attack you. He gets protective over you secretly, but it shines through sometimes.
He's a shy extrovert, but he shows passion for the things he does and his interests. And then he tells you to watch or listen to him as he does or talks about what he is passionate about; it just sparks a light of awe and happiness in your heart. He shares the things he loves, like music or shows with the ones dear to him. It's just everything about him that is so warming, it melts your heart. He makes your mood ring turn purple. I love him. My lover boy, Peyton Stafford. ♡
by Willow Melody March 9, 2023
Get the Peyton Staffordmug. this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug.