Neil is one of the best boys on the planet , hes caring , respects women , is nice to everyone. He cares a lot about his friends and would lay down his life for any of them. Neil loves all animals and will protect them at any cost. If you come across a Neil you should never let him go. The best kind of Neils are the queer ones.If you life a Neil he is not going to let you out of his life ever.
by Your mother loves me April 14, 2023
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Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out”
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Get the Neil mug.neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
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