negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011

negative worries

1. Even chiller than saying "no worries."

2. Having less than 0 worries.

Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.

by Mahalo Breh January 2, 2017

negative fx

The band that provided the inspiration for the name of 'nofx'

i used to like that band negative fx

by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006

negative creativity

The act of taking a word and using part of that word to make a new word with the same defenition as the original word.

The maker of rents must have thought long and hard about that one.

I made a new word guys... it means the same thing as driving.... its ving!

by Kris Jones June 13, 2005

Negative Cool

To express extreme displeasure with something or someone. Another form of "uncool" or "not cool".

Guy 1-"Hey man I clogged your toilet."
Guy 2-"Dude, negative cool."

Girl-"Baby.....I'm pregnant."
Guy-"............Negative cool."

by Hells Pastry October 16, 2008

negative money

The condition of having current and expected debts and expenses that are greater than all your cash, bank balances, and loose change/money people owe you put together.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta pay 80 bucks to register my car for the year and 120 bucks for some course access bullshit for class, but I only got 45 bucks in cash and 85 in the bank.

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Negative money blows.

Guy 1: Guess I better get to borrowing some cash.

by Can't even buy a cheeseburger October 1, 2013

Negative Slush

A person who is so lonely due to no bitches they become gay

"Hey, did you hear that John got Negative Slush'd?" "Bro, I never expected him to become gay"

by bigone09210 April 20, 2022