a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009
Get the Moses Movemug. The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"
R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)
Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)
Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
by jesus037 November 13, 2009
Get the Jolly mosesmug. Moses is a human.
by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. moses is so hot
by johnnny mignlish March 30, 2023
Get the Mosesmug. by Pz@ November 13, 2025
Get the Mosesmug. Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.
He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.
He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.
His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.
He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.
His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
Get the Mosesmug. Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.
by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015
Get the the red mosesmug.