Corner merchant

An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women

Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.

by Rattler31 December 14, 2023

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Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

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Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.

John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

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Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

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Karzy Merchant

A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out

Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant

by Knees up man March 29, 2025

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rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

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