Jedi

Midwest tweaker that is over forty, off parole,has a good job, a place to live, and a vehicle.

Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.

by Poobapoolman March 7, 2022

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Jedi

A clumsy person

"Whose padawan is that?", says C-P3O
"That be jedi", Replies, Har Har Stinks (The freshest of the Gungans)

by AL W Egar March 31, 2024

Jedi wheelbarrow

The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position

Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!

by Whhhhhhh September 12, 2020

Jedi

A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who is always threatening suicide and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Also goes by the name "Roohstem".

Jedi was horny

by Grip Strength May 2, 2024

XR Jedi

a member of the mystical Quality order in the HRdirect team, trained to review employee interactions and provide feedback to deliver the best consumer experience.

XR Jedi has requested your presence.

by NikolB April 22, 2021

Urban Jedi

People of different professions, cultures and religions, but those who have one thing in common – all of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace. Their credo is to live a full life, not to waste a minute of a precious time that could be spent on something important and never stop the way of a self-development

All of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace.

by michaelzoya February 8, 2017