Gurt

A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 26, 2023

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

yo

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: yo
Me: Sybau 🥀

by A1fred0g June 30, 2025

Gurting

When you are doing something very smart but also very dangerous

“The penguins are gurting”
“Those penguins where gurting”

by Sybau April 12, 2025

Gurting

When someone does something intelligent but also very dangerous

Is he gurting?

by GoonCaveLegend April 13, 2025

Gurt

2nd half of the word Yogurt, used for small text conversations in brainrot

teacher: lets finger paint!

paint: i would rather not

i: what did you just say????

gurt: yo 💔🥀

by TheBeckster11005 May 23, 2025

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025