wheesh yer gub

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

by auldman September 5, 2011

yer daughter

Your daughter who creams and is obssesed over "hot" men like joe weller

"Yer daughter would cheat on her own bf to get with joe weller"

by Killmonger2325 March 4, 2018

Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better

Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw

by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus

Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.

by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021

Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.

Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil

by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018

Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025