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Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019
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Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012
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New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
by Reaganlol May 31, 2020
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Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.
I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.
by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024
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The Tenni

When you fist your misso from behind while anally penetrating her. You then proceed to masturbate yourself while balls deep in her ass and fisting, through the thin wall between her pussy and ass
I performed "The Tenni" on the misso last night. She wont be able to shit right for a week now!
by Hill8illyBrenno June 1, 2022
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