October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
by AlliApplesauce October 24, 2019
A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout December 31, 2011
@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
by Reaganlol June 01, 2020
Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match
by Midget Gang CEO May 28, 2020
In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?
I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
by dadboddev June 03, 2025
That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.
by SWilsonMc October 09, 2018
by propart September 16, 2009