by Lauren R April 22, 2008
A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.
by Northern Pain August 25, 2010
1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.
2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.
2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.
2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.
by pinky July 01, 2004
by Psymon- September 21, 2006
Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie February 26, 2011
someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.
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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! March 24, 2011
When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016