tornadoes and women

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
tornadoes and women are so alike
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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White Tornado

During a threesome, MMF, an accidental nut-shot unloads into one unsuspecting male participants eyes causing him to thrash about frantically looking for a wipe rag.
Carl got hit by a Swedish Terrorist on Saturday and he became a White Tornado and destroyed three shelves and his 50 inch LCD TV! What a blast!
by Richardbeck August 24, 2009
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Chocolate Tornado

When a guy sticks his finger in a girls poopy bum & swirls it around really fast in the air with a bit of poo on the end of his finger.
by agentargentina March 10, 2010
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white tornado

A cheer invented by the Cousino High School Marching Band in Warren, Michigan. The cheer is performed by one person (the caller) yelling out a series of commands and dances to the lines of people performing the cheer. The cheer always begins with the line "Let me see your White Tornado." Dances used in the white tornado include the funky chicken, shopping cart, sprinkler, and frankenstein.
Hey guys, it's the fourth quarter, let's do the white tornado!
by Mark Sharrow March 02, 2006
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Jaimacan Tornado

When you start giving soo much head, you start talking like you are jaimacan.
Isaac gave Smief a tornado of the sorts, and then they both shitted on their balls while holding thier hands.
by Casaus February 09, 2005
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Texas Tornado

A Homosexual Male Mexican from Texas.
Toro is the biggest Texas Tornado i've ever seen.
by Mac and Bernie April 13, 2005
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reverse tornado

A sex act in which a man for example "Tristan West" gets roasted in the back of the oven with all of the other Jews while they all are hitting each other up the ass. As they are about to die, all of the Jews swing their rock hard cocks in a circular motion and cum into "Tristan West's" mouth while the flames spin around him.
I feel like if I was a Jew, I would want to try the reverse tornado!
by Reverse Tornado September 03, 2015
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