dick

1. The hard thing in a males pants.
2. Short for Richard
3. George Bush
4. total losers

1. My dick is massive.

2. Dick was inside that girls ass.

3. Yes! The dick is leaving office soon! (not to be capitalized)

4. You are a dick.

Another example:

dick and Dick are a bunch of dicks that eat dick.

by parad0x1cal February 26, 2008

dick

purple-headed yogurt slinger

"hey when you choke that guy he looks like a dick"

by Jake Vaughan May 26, 2005

dick

guy who's only out for himself, totally selfish, screw everybody else

guy's a dick; we dont want that dick in here

by hoodman181 November 14, 2005

dick

a male reproductive organ used to please women or a man. it can b really big (black men usually have those) or small.

damn, NIGGER is that a sanke in your pants?no its my DICK

dammit BILLY BOB, if u dont stop fingerin me already!oh baby im cumming!!! what? u mean that was ur DICK!!!

BEND OVER!!!!!

by nequa September 24, 2005

Dick-Bum-Dick

Slang for the act of homosexual anal sex.

Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.

by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005

dick

Glass piece used to smoke crack cocaine. Crack Pipe. Called this because it is used to "get your rocks off," with rocks of course referring to crack rocks.

::SHATTER:: Damn! I dropped my dick!

by Taft November 06, 2006

dick

The German word for "fat".

Du bist dick. (You are fat.)

by Nellethiel May 12, 2011