My friend got called 'Scriptmonkey' by the ICT technicians because of all the scripting he does. This name is actually a hacker term although my friend doesn't do that sort of stuff, the ICT technicians just accuse us of stuff we DON'T do. (Monkey = one hacker, Monkies = group of hackers)
by JigsWithoutWoodstock February 10, 2005
Bush Monkey
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.
Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.
Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.
God dammit man I think we have a bush monkey outside! Quick disconnect the wifi and lock the fuckin doors
by Cg420 December 12, 2016
Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.
by Chigger23 July 17, 2008
by osmo2 January 19, 2004
US Slang for workers who build steel framed skyscraper buildings. This work was often undertaken by Native Americans of the Mohawk or Iroqui tribes. Mythology has it that they have no natural fear of height, although being prepared to undertake dangerous work at low pay may well be the major factor. The 'Steel Monkey' was immortalised in a song by the British Folk Rock band 'Jethro Tull' on the Album 'Crest of a Knave'
"As the moon slips up, and the sun sets down,
Im a highrise jockey, and Im heaven-bound.
Do the workboot shuffle, loose brains from brawn.
Im a monkey puzzle and the lid is on.
Can you guess my name? Can you guess my trade?
Im going to catch you anyway.
You might be right. Ill give you guesses three.
Feel me climbing up your knee.
Guess what I am. I'm a steel monkey"
Extract from 'Steel Monkey' by Jethro Tull, Lyrics by Ian Anderson
Im a highrise jockey, and Im heaven-bound.
Do the workboot shuffle, loose brains from brawn.
Im a monkey puzzle and the lid is on.
Can you guess my name? Can you guess my trade?
Im going to catch you anyway.
You might be right. Ill give you guesses three.
Feel me climbing up your knee.
Guess what I am. I'm a steel monkey"
Extract from 'Steel Monkey' by Jethro Tull, Lyrics by Ian Anderson
by Renno November 20, 2007
by meowpoop April 14, 2007
A very simple explanation
Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(
by I read dictionaries December 09, 2021