cock joint

The female equilvalent of a titty bar, wherein women go to indulge in male strippers.

My favorite and the biggest cock joint I know is vegas' own thunder down under

by maraqwerty August 06, 2010

Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale

Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude

by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017

Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.

King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.

by 72K Gold May 14, 2021

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 01, 2020

sklimbas joint

A joint at the bottom of the ankle founded by CallMeCarson

Hey I hurt my sklimbas joint it hurts like hell

by Me but me October 31, 2019

Rainbow Joint

A joint laced with LSD. The acid is added to the paper where it touches your lips.

That rainbow joint last night was too strong, man, it's been 14 hours and I'm still seeing colors!

by Blanc vide October 08, 2022

Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G April 04, 2016