Tennis Moms

Tennis Moms live off their husbands' wealth and resent accusations that nannies don't provide adequate parental instruction.

Tennis Moms often miss out on Jimmy's games when recovering from Botox treatment

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Tennessee

The most fantastic place in the world to live. If you live in the suburbs, you get great public schools, nice shopping, and those fantastic accents.

I miss my home. :(

by .... September 8, 2003

Tennessee

The best place in the world. Just below Kentucky.

Jack Daniels

by Sniper December 8, 2003

tendies

something you can buy with good boy points.

but you could save it to get a fucking car

can i buy some chicken tendies mom

mom says: FUCK NO

KID: AAAAAAAAH
GIVE ME FUCKING TENDIES

by wanna be fun December 10, 2018

Tennis Baseball

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.

Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!

by Sir tenball July 1, 2009

Tennis Ball

Someone who bounces back and forth, who thinks they're an expert but really doesn't know what they're talking about

Really? She said that? She's such a tennis ball

by Yourmomplaystennis October 24, 2018

Northern Tennessee water flask special

When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee

Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot

by Meatwad60 January 25, 2022