Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!

Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?

by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god

Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

by Reaganlol May 31, 2020

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

bruh

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"

Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day

by mr tenny July 25, 2009

Two O Tennie

2009 and then two O ten

Now that we move on from 2009 it will then be two O Tennie mate!

by propart September 16, 2009

Transfer Tennis

When a person makes a phonecall to a place with a switchboard phone system and you proceed to get transferred around to various different departments for the duration of the call.

I called Midas Auto spares looking for a part for my car, but all i got was 10 minutes of Transfer Tennis

by ultrachris2000 December 10, 2010