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Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.
That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.
by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016
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Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.
Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.
by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010
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Swamp Ass

A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.
"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
by juckerafison January 31, 2020
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swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.
I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.
by CLS CU January 25, 2010
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swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie
This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.
by Markstache July 14, 2017
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swamp stud

Normally found in the woods acting a fool.. drinking cold beer and calling girls mud crickets ...A majority of them are from Carolinas.
You ain't nothing but a swamp stud sit ya ass down ;)
by Nicholeren July 17, 2017
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Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.
Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS
by josh d' June 7, 2011
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