fuzz sucker

one who obeys the law at all times, a goodie-two-shoes.

"janice won't smoke bud, she is such a fuzz sucker!"

by erin brooke January 6, 2008

momentum sucker

One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.

After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.

by Reishnakov May 12, 2020

blackhawk sucker

Someone who is obsessed with with the military/guns

If you dare say anything bad about the military prepared to be shot with a Barret .50cal rifle

The M27 doesn't fire 7.62 Nato

Shut up Eric stop being a Blackhawk Sucker

by DrLinnerd September 22, 2019

sparkplug sucker

A relative to the synonym (tire biter) when a female no longer finds it useful to go after a guy with a nice car. They then go out and get a nice car to attract the male species.

Hey guys look at tess she got a Nissan 240sx. Now I think I could smash that. Shes looking less like shit. Gosh she's such a sparkplug sucker.

by Dr. Wankle December 10, 2016

Sausage sucker

That person who just can't get enough

If you are a sausage sucker you don't even get paid

by Shreksybear123 December 17, 2017

leaf sucker

The diametric opposite of a leaf blower.

Person whose sole purpose is NOT to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

Leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.

Leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.

That leaf sucker next door is a marvellous chap. A credit to the neighbourhood. No messy leaves on HIS lawn.

by The Duke Of Umbrage December 18, 2017

Sand Sucker

A caucasian woman who dates Middle Eastern men.

1. From the idea there will be sand on the mans penis that the woman will be taking orally.

Bob - "So Amy is dating a guy named Mustafa?"
Joe - "Yep, she turned into a Sand Sucker?"

by iseeyouinthemirror September 12, 2011