When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
by FuckGuyTheThird July 25, 2021
The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
by Dickyom June 21, 2018
A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 09, 2022
by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021
Where the hottest people go and they pee on the bread and eat the cheese with their silly lil toes only baddies work here so if ur a furry and ugly af work at subway
by FartLicker May 21, 2022
„So i gave my ugly piece of a Cumpdumpster some Subway and she came all over my latex gear, that demands severe punishment“
by RabbitZH August 16, 2021
An underground train system usually with multiple lines, like the New York City Subway, whose lines are lettered A-Z (except H, I, K, O, P, T (future), U, V, and Y) and numbered 1 to 7
by Cdjdllpo299 June 02, 2023