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a subway

Code word for a foot long epic dump.

A foot being 12 inches or 300mm in the metric world.
I got paid today at work today for sitting on the throne and delivering a subway!
by dredgerman February 28, 2017
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Subwayed

When someone hits another person with a foot long subway
You’ve just been subwayed you lynndrome
by Spanish spice January 3, 2019
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NYC Subway

A good subway system operates by the New York transit authority or MTA, Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, it has eight A divisions Number lines like the (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) & 42nd shuttle. And seventeen B division letter lines the (A) (B) (C) (D) (E) (F) (G) (J) (L) (M) (N) (Q) (R) (W) (Z) the Franklin avenue and rockaway shuttles. This cool subway system is hated by people who don’t know what transportation in other countries is like, sure the trains gets delayed at some times and some lines are suspended but even if a line is suspended, they still provide FREE SHUTTLE BUSES when there is a subway suspension, and the only real argument with the subway is the homeless people, unlike Amtrak and any other commuter train line the subway is cheap to ride which cost $2.90. The subway rolling stock consist of R46, R68, R62, R62A, R142, R142A, R143, R160A, R160B, R179🍋, R188, R211A and R211T.
Train station announcer: attention, everyone due to track maintenance (2) trains are not running from 241st and Franklin Ave , (2) trains are rerouted to new lots avenue, additionally, there will be free shuttle buses that run between Franklin avenue and Flatbush avenue.

Asshole: like every goddamn time a train is always suspended like what the hell man.

Lady: Ugh stop making a bitch of everything of the subway

Asshole: Can’t u see the shitty people suspended the 2 service

Lady: yeah it may be a bit annoying but still they suspended the line so they can fix the tracks, if they don’t maintain the tracks there can be damage to the tracks that can cause trains to derail and also didn’t they say that they provide free bus service where the train doesn’t run you Old Douchebag.

Asshole: IDGAS about mta their system sucks. I bet other countries have better transit system

Lady: other countries are way worst than NYC, take the Caribbean for example they have no trains and they don’t use proper buses as public transportation, they used shitty sardine can on wheels Toyota hiace that is very inconvenient and they don’t operate everyday they only operate weekdays and what about some African countries like DRC where there is NO public transportation and people have walk with their bare foot, asshole appreciate the NYC Subway and any other public transportation in the USA
by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024
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subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches
by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016
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subways

If you use subways as a nickname for someone, it means that they are great at making sandwiches. If you use it to talk behind someone’s back, they are a crappy bitch and they cant spell at all. They usually use their friends to do work and they are a liability. If you are friends with a subways, defriend them IMMEDIATELY. They are wild and can cry easily, putting up and act. They also can set you up if you are a close friend, and you can easily mistake them for an angel at first, but they are a devil in disguise. Even if they are the leader of the group.
Subways is such a liability don’t you agree, i hate him/her!!! Hey pass me a sandwich subways!
by Subways September 1, 2021
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Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.
The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.
by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023
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African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.
"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."
by bukkit7 June 8, 2018
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