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Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016
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stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
mugGet the stroke ninjamug.

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013
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scrote stroke

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.
Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about
by scarkin December 10, 2016
mugGet the scrote strokemug.

Cuddle Stroke

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug
by neigh recoil November 18, 2012
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Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.
"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"
by escington January 13, 2023
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Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”
by Hyperder June 13, 2018
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