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Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
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squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.
Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?
by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016
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parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.
Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.
by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016
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squid

a single mothers kid because squids have tentacles
Hey sexy babe you got any squids, if you do I'm out!
by TorNato January 14, 2007
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squid

the ugliest creature in the ocean.

also a man who has many tentacles.
boy:hey coach your a squid
coach:2 laps jimmy
by squid syms September 28, 2009
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squid-goat

Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.
Damn, that girl is squid-goat.
by phlglyshk April 27, 2011
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Squid Games

An educational show on Netflix starring broke Koreans that teach you about shapes, numbers, and different parts of the body.
Squid Games teaches you about life
by BounceFire December 2, 2021
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