The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013

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squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.

Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?

by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016

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parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

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squid

the ugliest creature in the ocean.

also a man who has many tentacles.

boy:hey coach your a squid
coach:2 laps jimmy

by squid syms September 28, 2009

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squid

a single mothers kid because squids have tentacles

Hey sexy babe you got any squids, if you do I'm out!

by TorNato January 14, 2007

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squid-goat

Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.

Damn, that girl is squid-goat.

by phlglyshk April 27, 2011

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