Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

by Gearls October 28, 2008

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco April 29, 2016

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 26, 2009

spunk dunking

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice

Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.

by avinabeer December 12, 2018

Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.

After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.

by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019

Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

by Smelly big jimmy September 09, 2018