Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

Spud man

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spud

The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.

Yo bro we gonna spud that girl tonight.

by Jakerichy44 July 2, 2017

Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud Relief

After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.

"After that weed i'm in need of some major spud relief!

by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009

spud

the combination of special+ budd

You're my bud, better than that, my spud!

by fionacush12 August 11, 2017

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016