sploif

to inappropriately touch a friend in a consensual manner

Root: Sexually exploit

Plural: Spleef

“Imma sploif u right now”
“Bro ur looking sploifable right now”

by crispytusk January 10, 2024

splobsmacked

to be smacked by splob!

I was splobsmacked by how much of a failure you were.

by your mom ahaha May 4, 2024

shlok

A pestilent puke person, who is well known for being an asshole. They exude an aura that disgusts any well meaning person, and are a threat to common dignity

That Elon Musk is such a shlok

by r4eijkab jkrtbwg May 5, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

shlok

shlok is the most heavenly and majestic being to ever live. He is the creator of all and the bringer of death. He is also extremely generous as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: human, orphan and even edging. Overall shlok is the absolute best thing to happen to happen to us

wow you're so good at this you are almost like shlok

by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024

shlok

shlok is the most majestic being to ever walk this planet. He is the almighty and rizzes up all the gyatts in town. He gets billions of sacrifices daily and you can help make it trillions. Shlok is the most generous person as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: people, orphans and goon juice. Make sure you sacrifice something to shlok every 5 minutes

I edge to Shlok almost all the time

by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024