Split skin

Another word for a woman’s vagina

You are such a split skin!!!

by The two 11 yr old boys April 11, 2021

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Splont

Splont is a synonym for stress. Splont is a synonym for stressful, stressed, stressing are all

Jenny: The book report has been stressing me for the past week..

Mia: even I am very splonted about it.. (the repeatition of stress has been stopped and the second time it was replaced with 'splonted'.

by Goldey the brilliant December 1, 2021

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sploin

spoiln say it when ur mad

omg that kid makes me so sploin

by lexispatatogirl March 15, 2022

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Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

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split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.

“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”

by Fiona BR December 23, 2022

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