a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water
Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .
Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
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Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”
Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
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