spiffy

when ur like cool and stuff and everyone's on ur jock

Tia "how are u feeling today lauren?"
lauren"i'm just spiffy, everyone wants to get with me cause i'm so damn cool"

by urmommaschesthair March 13, 2009

Snifty Five

- of or pertainiing to Fifty-five
-the number coming between fifty- five and sixty-five
-a very fucked up number
-a red neck slang

-"...Fifty- Five, Snifty Five, Sixty-Five..."
-"I had five cans of beer yesterday...SNIFTY-FIVE!"

by Spacewiz May 17, 2010

Shifty

1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady

That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!

by Hanz-Viktor October 1, 2014

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to describe someone perfect and 1337 in every way. Not even Rufus! can compare to his grace. When Shifty trips, if you ever notice him trip, it will never be registered as a trip but instead something which reveals extreme beauty. Seeing Shifty in person would be like owning every porn movie related to a fetish you might have. Simply put, Shifty is boner-enducing to the straightest of men.

"OMG!!!!!!! ITS SHIFTY!!!!! HIDE YOUR EYES OR YOU MIGHT BE BLINDED BY HIS EXTREME SEXINESS" "BUT I'D NEVER WANT TO SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE GRACE, BEAUTY, AND SEXINESS OF SHIFTY!!!!" "Oh NOO I CREAMED MY PANTS!!!!!"

by INFECTION725 July 19, 2004

SMAK SPITTY MAH NIZZLE

It's a wrap. A Done Deal.

"Yo this party is wack. It's a smak spitty mah nizzle. we out!"

by Cheese Scrapas April 13, 2004

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

by Haze July 20, 2004

Spiffy

Spiffy is slang for the acronym S.S.P.F. which stands for Smitty's Special Party Friend. Smitty is the term used to describe random drunk guys at parties. A Spiffy is a person who engages in conversation with Smitty's whilst half passed out. They are usually whores and vomit on themselves, in particular their feet. L.P.

Kaity: I seen you talking to that Smitty at the party on the weekend.

Lou: Yeah I know.

Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!

by Mitchnipples February 13, 2009