Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Spergometric

Adjective, the quality of being a complete sperg

This dinosaur and trained obsessed gentleman is highly spergometric

by cyncac January 11, 2026

Dutch Speedo

the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards

" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"

by revnhigh August 22, 2012

Carlo Sperduti

A Carlo Sperduti is defined as a person with exceptional skills in the boudoir. He`s tender at times yet a wild stallion at others.

The guy I was with last night had an air of Carlo Sperduti to him.

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by loverofthestallion March 14, 2013

Bernerner Sperder

A Bernerner Sperder is a tiny harmless spider from the eyes of a teenage girl.

Friend: AHHHHH A BERNERNER SPERDER!!!!
Me: it’s not gonna hurt you...

by TheRealChickenWang June 3, 2019

Toledo Speedo

Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.

A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!

by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021