Snaking

Sexual term involving two conditions: 1. Only used for break-up sex. 2. Must never be done at your house, only at your girlfriend's or soon to be ex.
Snaking is a form of anal sex. You start out like normal by performing anal sex. You then proceed to ejaculate in her anus. Then let your penis go limp while still in her rectum. Once your penis is limp quickly pull it out and back away. This will cause her anus to convulse and she will shit all over herself and the bed. Hence why you don't do it at your house. This makes the perfect break up sex because she will be so embarrassed that she will never want to talk to you again.

"Last night my girl wanted to break up, so I went to her house and I was snaking her! She hasn't called since!!"

by J. Cash March 13, 2009

shaking

when you shake your neighbors penis in the urinal out of common courtesy

dude do you mind a little shake? i need a shaking right now
yea man no problem

by spling5555 November 30, 2009

sockington

An evil, mean spirited, and generally, huge asshole that lives in a basement.

That guy is almost as big of a bastard as sockington.

by Butticus Primateous June 16, 2003

shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

Soading

in case of a scrabble squabble, this word may be used

soading...

by weeblezerty February 26, 2009

Shaking Sbucky

A person who goes to Starbucks and orders a non-coffee drink just to have the sophisticated-looking label to walk to Abercrombie with. These people are commonly found among the posers and preps in the pre-teen years and seem to be put on the Earth solely to annoy those who take advantage of the Wifi and studying in Barnes in Nobel (Shaking Sbuckies usually only go into this store to Shake some Sbuck, or to check out Lady Gaga's new whatever crap in the music section).

*A group of giggly girls walk by my friend and I are tring to finish a paper while drinking our purple eyes*

Shaking Sbucky: a strawberry and creme (not pronounce cre-em (almost inaudible "m") as the French spelling and accent suggest) with whipped creme.

Me: Just go to Mcdonalds and get a shake bitch.

*Friend and I recive punch in the face from Purple eye*

*giggly group exits, thus reliving me of my pain*

by purple-eyed May 17, 2009

Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).

"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"

by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015