snarfer

one who is in the process of drinking something when someone forces that person to laugh, resulting in the drink being sprayed via the nose.

jessica snarfed everywhere; what a snarfer.

by Malu December 13, 2003

snorfer

friendly little people, most cases have a head to large for their body.

me you us him her it them later what huh

by me111 May 3, 2005

surfers

police. why do i have to have 3 words and 20 letters?

hide the drugs here comes da surfers

by doebler August 18, 2006

Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.

Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse

by One and Done July 14, 2013

snerfer

Noun; what Glenn Hanson, former acting director of the National Institute for Drug Abuse, says when he is talking about methamphetamine and means to say "smurf."

Buy cheap methamphetamines made by a snerfer.

by frost11b December 10, 2013

Slurfer

Is a person or other Earthly animal that participates in the act of slurping any type of liquid with a straw whilst lying on their side on a surf board, performing fellatio on the person that is captaining the said surf board. Providing this double slurping duty in open water is a very thrilling experience. Best results in Oceans and Seas with 7/11 Slurpies on neon coloured surf boards. (origin, 1961 in North America, most likely Pittsburgh. Rose up on the underground culture circuit in concert with the Drive-Inn movie era)

Sophia decided to join her boyfriend Zeke while he captured a Surf on their recent vacation in Hawaii. Her impulse led her to instigate and participate in the act of Slurfing. Zeke was absolutely thrilled by the mix of dangerous and pleasurable sensations brought on by the act of Slurfing. When the couple went back to the Resort later their new friends Rashid and Klaus (a same-sex couple on honeymoon) mentioned that She must be quite the "Slurfer" when they were informed of the days endeavours. For the Snowboarding version of this risque but satisfying act (See "Slowboarding").

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 23, 2014

snurder

A dog that constantly sniffs turds after he poops them out

After my dog turded, he sniffed it.... what a snurder

by noneofyobuisness June 1, 2014