by Amanda686hodges June 3, 2023
Get the Slippery sniffermug. by Dertwad July 5, 2016
Get the Biffer sniffermug. They sniff your balls
by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021
Get the Ball Sniffermug. A person who uses any kind of drugs or one who has used so many that they seem to have the IQ of an intoxicated preschooler.
by The Information Keeper March 17, 2020
Get the cupcake sniffermug. Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
Get the saddle sniffermug. A person who refuses to wear a mask correctly by only covering the mouth and not the nose, or take effective precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.
( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020
Get the Rat Sniffermug. by The sexyest man alive February 7, 2021
Get the mexican sniffermug.